Quotable Quotes...

They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing...Oh, there they go. - Otto the Bus Driver (from The Simpsons)

“ When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. ”
- Lily Tomlin

“ There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. ”
- Dr. Denis Waitley

“ I stand before you tonight in my green chiffon evening gown, my face softly made up, my fair hair gently waved. The Iron Lady of the Western World? Me? A cold war warrior? Well, yes - if that is how they wish to interpret my defence of values and freedoms fundamental to our way of life. ”
- Margaret Thatcher

R.I.P

“ They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. ”
- The Ode

“ It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. ”
- Howard Ruff

“ Lazy people know the fastest way to do the job. ”
- Bill Gates

“ If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. ”
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“ Life is too short to be small. ”
- Benjamin Disraeli

“ Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. ”
- Seneca

“ It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ”
- W. Somerset Maugham

“ There is surely nothing quite so useless as doing with great efficiency what should not be done at all. ”
- Peter Drucker

“ Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. ”
- Zig Ziglar

“ I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ”
- Bill Cosby