Atomic_Blast's "Fallout Shelter" Humor Thread!

Hi Folks!

 

I was thinking about some explosive fun, so here goes... Your "reaction" is appreciated! :smileywink:

Please post your own stuff, too!

 


 

Two atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure??"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

 

What do you do with a dead chemists?  Barium.

 

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

 

What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree?  A chemistree.

 

A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules.  A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.

 

Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates.

 

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?  A ferrous wheel.

 

What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?  Never lick the spoon.