1. Use "remove programs" tool to uninstall
2. When that doesn't work due to the nature or Norton's programs move to step 3
3. Delete folders and registry entries
4. When that doesn't work due to the nature or Norton's programs move to step 4
5. Download Nortons Removal tool
6. When that doesn't work, because Norton's is preventing you from getting online, proceed to step 7
7. Download the tool on another computer, and manually transfer it with an external hard drive
8. FINALLY remove Norton's.
9. Install a free anti-virus program that will easily uninstall if I ever want to
10. Enjoy funny cat videos again since Norton's is no longer blocking my internet access.
Seriously guys? You really think making your programs that hard to uninstall is a good business practice?