First, to those clever-clogs (a technical term) who haven't bought or upgraded to Windows 10, if you must fall on the floor laughing at we, the stupid/conned ones, please do so quietly for fear of upsetting us.
According to an Insider on my rather tongue-in-cheek thread here
all the problems I'm having - you too - are OUR fault. Your fault, my fault and anyone other than Microsoft's fault!!
I'm losing that match 0-1 at the moment so if you've time to pop in and comment that would be good!
As my alter ego Victor Meldrew would say "I don't believe it!"